Wtf did I just read
No this is fucking fantastic
(via furimmerlieben)
Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
(Source: caplan, via dreamer-divine)
"Falls wir gewinnen, sind wir nicht die beste Mannschaft der Welt, sondern wir hätten dann die beste Mannschaft der Welt geschlagen."
Jürgen Klopp auf der PK (via yes-09)
Translation
“If we win, we’re not the best team in the world, but then we would have beaten the best team in the world.”
Always realistic and never arrogant - this fantastic Borussia Dortmund team :)
(via deutschland-germany)
no one will forget high Harry.
no one will forget high Harry.
(Source: bennetwilcox, via furimmerlieben)
Every time it appears on my dash.
I will reblog it.
So simple yet so clever
it kinda scares me…
I wonder how many hipsters reblog this not realizing it’s doctor who
^ Shit I actually thought this was from Catching Fire cause of the whole arena being a clock thing..
me too oh shit
let’s all accept that this is both a catching fire and a doctor who reference
let all the fandoms join hands and share references and bake cakes and have a jolly old time
Quite.
(Source: iraffiruse)
That awkward moment when you don’t know if a car is going to let you cross.
this.
hahahaha
EXACT REACTION OMG
omfg 267% accurate
(Source: campbellsoup, via furimmerlieben)
